nonbinary-bosmer:

mystery-ink:

vintage-soleil:

Ruby Keeler & Lee Dixon dance on a giant typewriter in Ready, Willing & Able (1937)

So jaded by cgi that I didn’t think this was impressive at all until I realised it was all an actual size set

It took me a solid few seconds to realize those type bars swinging back and forth at the top are actually peoples legs

a-dauntless-daffodil:

aqueerkettleofish:

alexseanchai:

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image embedded in tweet is a full bin labeled “Free Condoms, Be Safe Today!”, with the aro flag on both the label and each of the condom packets, next to a full bin labeled “Free Water Balloons, Have Fun Today!”, doing the same thing with the ace flag.

This is in fact a funny joke, but it’s worth noting that that condoms are stronger than balloons. I say this as someone who has taken a 3 pound bag of water to the face that did not explode.

scribbles in ace diary: Do not… throw… water dicks… at ppl… unless… you… can cover… their… medical bills….

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?

there are rays of sunshine in this dark world

rottenbrainstuff:

robotpussy:

robotpussy:

i will never be against piracy ever but i also need physical media to remain

the average blockbuster carried about 3x as many films than that that are streaming on Netflix or any other streaming service, physical media along with piracy is more important than ever.

I thought this wasn’t true, because how could it be true? How could one small store have more movies than an online database? So I googled it.

I am surprised and depressed to learn it’s 100% true, according to google. A Blockbuster store was required to have a minimum of 7000 titles, but most averaged about 10,000. Netflix has 4000 movies. (And 1800 tv shows if you want to count those, but even included, it’s still less)

Now I’m even more depressed about the collapse of physical rental stores.

school-of-all-time:

Round Four, Bracket 8

Ms. Puff’s Boating School (SpongeBob SquarePants) vs. Night Vale Community College (Welcome to Night Vale)

Ms. Puff’s Boating School

Night Vale Community College

the-haiku-bot:

greetings-inferiors:

isotopegirl:

greetings-inferiors:

igotstuckinthevoidhelp:

i-eat-lip-gloss:

rb with what time it is rn for u (for me i posted this at 3:13 pm)

20 minutes past midnight

Three fifteen, everyone give it up for three fifteen

8pm 16

I have never in my whole life heard someone say “eight pm sixteen”

It’s like it’s the fifteenth sequel to 8pm

I have never in

my whole life heard someone say

“eight pm sixteen”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

memingursa:

This really makes the Studios costing themselves even more money (and getting more unions involved) by prolonging the strike for the promise of free ai labor even more fucking funny. you dumb fucking bastards lol

amandahontas:

POV: You’re the saddest baby in the whole world because I didn’t share my bagel with you

obtuse-goose:

moon-o-magic:

Did you guys know the “Sickos” artist made a Sicko thats a WGA screenwriter on strike (said comic artist is a The Onion satirist comic artist and his name is Stan Kelly)

ALT

And honestly? What a mood. Haha YES indeed.

Major disservice to the community by not posting the full comic

charlesoberonn:

drexelian:

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hey, uh. what the shit